Weekly World News does Bush

This is just too funny:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Bush is so worried that many of his top aides
and associates in Congress will be imprisoned for assorted wrong-doing that he’s
busily converting the West Wing of the White House into an “Arrest Wing” — a row
of prison cells from which these aides can keep working if they’re ever
convicted.

Recently, House Majority Leader Tom Delay was indicted for money laundering
and conspiracy. Karl Rove may be indicted for his role in leaking the name of a
CIA operative. Speaker of the House Bill Frist is also under investigation as
are several other advisors to Bush.

“Bush can’t function without these people,” a top White House aide told
Weekly World News under condition that we not tell Karl Rove. “This way, even if
they’re in prison, Bush will be able to pick their brains.”

In fact, the White House is even attempting to put a positive spin on it.

“If all these folks go to jail, this administration will be even more
productive since they won’t have anything else to do but work,” said another
source close to Bush, frequent Weekly World News source ‘CR.’