Customer: Do you carry Rose's Lime Juice?
Me: No. If it doesn't have alcohol in it, then we don't carry it. Don't you realize - this is a sin store? We sell sin.
Customer: Well, I just wanted to see sin pucker. (bats eyes and smiles)
Me: (smiling broadly) I'm not going to go there. I want to keep my job.
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