A couple of amusing items from this morning's surfing:
Is you son a computer hacker? I love several of the "signs" listed here such as "If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm" and "There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly..."
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