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The state of Tennessee is charging people a tax for illegal drugs:
The taxes are levied under a new law that went into effect in January taxing ''unauthorized substances'' such as marijuana, cocaine, crack, methamphetamine and untaxed liquors and spirits.
Tennessee's Unauthorized Substance Tax, levied per gram, is $3.50 for marijuana, $50 for cocaine, and $200 for meth and crack cocaine.
Of course, according to the article linked above, the first person fined is a marijuana grower. Grrr