The good folks in North Carolina's legislature want to create a new vanity plate that reads: "I'd Rather Be Shagging". Here's the proposed legislation. Of course, they are referring to a dance...or are they? Here's an invite to one such shagging event, which includes the following quote:
PROCEEDS TO HALL OF FAME FOUNDATION & HARRY DRIVER JUNIOR SHAGGER SCHOLARSHIPFOR FURTHER INFO CONTACT COOTER DOUGLAS
"Harry Driver"?!!? What sort of "dancing" are they talking about?