More quickies

The Pentagon has decided that it doesn't have to report to Congress as Congress sees fit. It's past time to reign in those folks.

In Dearborn, MI, a cop seizes pot from a suspect, but rather than turn it in he gives it to his wife who bakes it in brownies. Then, he freaks out and calls for help, explaining that he's dieing. Um, he resigns, but won't have charges pressed.