Maybe it's, "Don't engage in an affair with a woman sharing the house with you and your wife"? Nah....how about, "Don't attempt to break up with someone and then have make-up sex immediately afterwards"? Couldn't be that...perhaps it's "Don't engage in light bondage with your ex immediately following said break-up attempt"?
In any case, the Anchorage Daily News reports today of a man who did all of the above. While his arm was tied securely to his window handle, his former lover cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet where it lodged in the S curve of the plumbing. Police later recovered the penis and surgeons re-attached it.
At least the woman had the manners to drive her victim to the hospital. Read the rest here.