Dickie's Quickies

Mark Morford is so beautiful when he works himself up in a lather and spreads his lucious cream over his readers. Today's column is particularly frothy. Choice quote:

This, to me, is the America worth fighting for. These are the laws I support. Don't believe in abortion? Don't understand gay people? Sexuality make you rashy? Think Harry Potter teaches kids evil and witchcraft? Don't marry a sexy gay witch abortionist. But don't you dare, based on your limited understanding of God and life, make laws declaring that I can't.

Here's a Flickr set of photographs in which Barbie, Ken, and friends are making their own porn film. Kind of Team America puppet sex action going on.

What to do if you are the victim of identity theft? Spyware Warrior offers some advice.

After shipping out an order or two today (if the owner comes in, it'll be 2 orders, but he's gone AWOL...or is that Absent Without Email...for the time being), I'm off to play Taxi Dick for the skelatives. Shawn's cousin, Chris, is dropping his car off at our place and then I'm driving him and his girlfriend, Ube, to the train station. After work tomorrow, I'm taking Shawn off to the airport. Why the sudden interest in mass transit from the Schollmeyers? It could only be the Schollmeyer family reunion in North Dakota, natch! Family, fresh produce, clean air, open spaces, and temperatures that would boil boils! Sounds like a fab time, but I took a pass on it. Instead, I'll be hanging at the homestead canning peaches after driving over to Peshastin to get a couple of cases.

So, if you need a lift and you're in the Seattle area, please call Taxi Dick for your services!