Friday, July 29, 2005

Long Live North Korean Cunnilingus

"Cunnilingus is a dialectic like any other." So says this site which purports to convey a translation of the words of North Korea's Kim Jong-Il set to the music of the gorgeous Nina Simone.

2 comments:

Kira Zalan said...

Yesterday, N. Korea officially rejected the 2004 U.S. proposal, offering aid and security guarantees in exchange for dismantlement of N. Korea’s nuclear program. All this during the 6-party talks, which are looking a lot like that awful scene in a supermarket – where the incompetent parents are powerless in the face of a child’s temper tantrum. The child knows full well that if he continues to scream long enough, he’ll get that ice cream he’s not supposed to have. He knows, because it worked last week.

… Or last decade, in N. Korea’s case. Lets remember that Bill Clinton sent Jimmy Carter to meet with Kim Jong-Il. Carter returned victorious with Kim’s signature on a piece of paper. For that signature, and without any demand for verification, we handed over hundreds of millions of dollars in aid, food, oil and a nuclear reactor. In 1998, the Administration declared that N. Korea ceased its active ballistic missile program. One week after the statement, N. Korea launched a missile over Japan that landed off the coast of Alaska.

B.D. said...

While I appreciate the position you're taking (and note that it's not quite as simple as you suggest as there are 5 sets of parents at those talks with different opinions on how the situation should be addressed), it's hard to see how your polemic has any real relevance to the link in the post. The link is a piece of comic intervention. It makes light of a leader addressing an audience of a specific sex act. Further, the leader happens to be Kim Jong-Il, who many people believe is a nutter (or, in your case, a spoiled child).