Dickie's Quickies

The judge presiding over the penalty phase of the Moussaoui trial has called a recess after finding out about the government coaching some witnesses:

"In all the years I've been on the bench, I have never seen such an egregious violation of a rule on witnesses," she said.

Check out this obvious headline from UPI: Survey finds women own lots of shoes. Well, duh! At least, the ones who can afford lots of shoes.

Oy, McAfee released an errant update this weekend that quarantined or destroyed legitimate data files from a variety of programs, including office.